What if something that seems so innocent and resides in millions of homes worldwide is in reality, a secret, sinister plot? With so much happening on the daily to keep us humans distracted, what if domesticated members of the genus Felis have been slowly setting the stage for world domination under the clever guise of furry cuteness? Who knows what these manipulative masters are truly capable of?!?! Considering all the craziness going on these days I’d say this is incredibly plausible! And right under our noses! Son of a bitch.
What if every time they stop in the middle of playtime to lick themselves that’s really been some sort of signal back to headquarters and not some quirky and cute cat thing? Who knows what kind of technology they have!
Ever wake up to your cat six inches away…creepily staring at you? …Oh crap, it’s all starting to make sense… Am I being MK-Ultrad in my sleep?!?!
DAMN IT!
I hope y’all are ready for what’s coming. If you want special favor you better stock up on high-end cat nip and kitty treats. And if you’re allergic be sure to stock up on Benadryl and inhalers NOW before they have it all banned just so they can watch you suffer in hay fever hell. We all know about their sadistic side! Just look at what they do to the rodents…Oh God, I pray for all the dog people! I don’t even want to think about what’s in store for them!
I read your note in substack about can catfood. Don’t waste money of cans. Are your own and the nutrition will be vastly improved and cheaper to make. I don’t have my blog yet but will soon to show how to make it. I use chicken thighs sourced from either Costco of BJs locally BJ is now $1.29 a lbs and Costco is $1.49 a lb. You will need a meat grinder to grind around half of the bones. Go to catnutrician.org and or search Dr Lisa Pierson, who is associated with cat nutrition. You will need to acquire additives such as vitamin E , B12, Toulene (mispelled), other ingredients. I often make about 25 lbs then fill bell jars and freeze them. If you do the math, you will see quite a lot of savings. And it’s in a way, kind of fun because you know you are doing for your cat family. You can down load print out a 20 page how to from cat nutrition. I can provide you a few points along the way if you email me. bkatz321@gmail.com And I have 7 all of which were once homeless in my back yard. One day so, I will to to press with my manuscript. Good luck.
LOL I think that it'd be vastly preferable to be MKULTRA'd by cats than any human being I can think of! As long as the cats themselves are responsible for the script, anyway...