Does he know that I know that he knows something that I don't know?
If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Pokey may be the head of the FCDDI (Felis Catus Domesticus Division of the Illuminati).
His morbid obesity and off the charts cuteness factor make for the perfect cover. And he knows how to open slider doors.
I'm keepin’ my eyes on you, Pokey.
Yep he’s plotting!